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"When we get a day off, I like to kinda just be left alone, to just relax and chill out. This is like my graffiti room, I just decided that I wanted to like spray paint my walls. S’cool man, cause like nobody can tell me I can’t. Like can you imagine if I wanted to do this to my house at home? Like, my mom would be like ‘No way, you’re not spray painting on my walls, I don’t think so.’ I got my own house so I’m like ‘Of course I’m gonna spray paint the wall.’"

(Source: zedmaliks)




do action movies know they can have more than one female character

Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and then pay all of the actors to act surprised like they’d never noticed when they get the inevitable storm of questions. 

This one male must have a shower scene, be saved by the protagonist at least once, and fall in love with a lead female.



when i was in year 5, i did a speech on clumsiness for my school’s public speaking contest and to be clever, i tripped on my way to the stage dropping my note cards all over the place, but then i pulled the real ones out of my pocket saying ‘if you’re going to be clumsy, it pays to be prepared!’

everyone lost their shit and i got second place

If you got second place who got first… Did they talk about fire safety and burn the stage down or something

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